- After dinner, Gattuso, is close to my table: "Come mister, do the twist of the head of the robbers, it's too funny, and some players do not know." I raise my eyebrow a bit, I spontaneously: "No come on, I'm not going." Imporvvisamente rises the chorus: "Mister, Mister, Mister." is the signal that the joke begins. I begin to explain the rules, but only for Flamini, who is the only one not to know, there are roles to be assigned to each player, spins smoothly until you have to choose "the leader of the bandits," but here comes the bello.Si up Gattuso, "the chief of brigands tonight I'll do it." Inzaghi explodes: "No Rino enough, you did last time, now I do." Kaladze spoke very angry: "You are the usual racocmandati, I want to do." I am speaking: "Be good, do it to make a new one." Kaladze: "let's do a Beckham". Kaka: "But Beckaham does not speak Italian, that we want to understand." Then they all turn to Flamini, who is charged and thunders: "I'll do it, I do." Well, the joke begins. delivery with the story: "living in a beautiful castle ..." Maldini gets up with a fork in his hand: "The King". continues: "The king is married to ..." Borriello effeminate do with "the queen". "The two of them to exit from the castle using a carriage pulled by beautiful horses and driven by ...." Kalac, mimicking the gesture on the chair, "driver". "But the driver is not alone, there ...", Abbiati at his side, almost dancing," the aid coachman. " Between me and I think we should win the league with these people ... "all for you must venture into a forest so dangerous avrenno need ... "Emerson, Pato, Kaka, Dida, Ronaldinho, in chorus, with knives," Look! "." because the woods are ...", Zambrotta, Bonera Antonini and with towels on his head: "The robbers", "and bandits are led by ...". Silence. Flamini gets up slowly and whispers," the leader of the bandits, "but no! Mathieu, you scream, as did Maldini, Scream! screams. "Let's make" the Braganti ...", Flamini are led by a little louder, "the leader of the bandits," Maldini is raised: "Are you stoned! you scream !!!!!" the third try is always good: "The robbers are led by Flamini ...." in a fury: "The chief of brigands". A second break, they get everyone from Beckham to Sheva. The Scream is awesome, AC Milan in full force: "What are you doing a great blowjob to everybody." Rumble, almost faints Gattuso and Flamini, wonderful character, I look awful ...
From the book "I prefer the cup" by Carlo Ancelotti
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